No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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