Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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