oh god the rape fog is back!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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