What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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