ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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