let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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