if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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