please come you make the beer taste better
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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