Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
ugly people sure do ruin things
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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