Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it glows. i had to have it.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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