Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
