he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You made out with two different species that night
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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