Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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