The maid of honor just puked.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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