talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Who died my cat blue again?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
wow bdsm is so cute
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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