You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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