Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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