omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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