We need to rekindle our bromance
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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