I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
