Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend