ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Small penises have feelings too.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Shame - the story of my life.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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