She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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