Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think I won the penis lottery.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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