your thong is hanging out like whoa
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
So many bounce houses so little time
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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