Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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