She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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