i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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