I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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