At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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