About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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