Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
