party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
