It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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