I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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