actually, I'm a sock model
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
