Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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