If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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