If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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