I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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