sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
They took my balls.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
