I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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