My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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