Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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