Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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