So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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