The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.