Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?