Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.