how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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