Ambien. No doubt about it.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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