Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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