I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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