I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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