That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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